pretty pretty seandigs

Lesson learned:

If I pull my super stretch gym shorts past my nipples, it looks like I'm wearing a strapless dress. Instant sexytime feelings.

It kind of reminds me of the time I went to a party in a skirt and bra a few years ago. Except this time a whole room full of people didn't see my testicals because I was sitting unlady like.

[English girl enters from stage left.]

"excuse me sir, but we've all been having a gander at you" she says in english accent.

"well babe I've been having a gander at you too"

"no I mean at you erm your errr... balls"

Well since we're already this far...

[Exit hero, alone.]

In other news, the gash on my eye is healing well. An indication of the scar to come:


I think I look positively picaresque.

I'm going to have to turn my anti-customer story into a love story. It reads more like a boo-hoo blog post than a compelling story right now. Everyone was interested in the love connection in it. I'm not qualified to write these kind of real world emotion stories. Maybe I'll just add zombies instead.