I wish:

-I wish Steve Nash would grow his hair out again, so we would have a shot at a championship
-I wish I was sleeping right now
-I wish ASU would offer more core English classes a semester
-I wish I wasn't in such a bad poker downswing
-I wish I was a little bit taller
-I wish I was a baller
-I wish I had a girl who looked good (I would call her)
-I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala